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35 reasons not to date a designer (architects included)

Now I understand why !

(in bold my absolute favorite … and TRUE)


1. They are very weird people.

2. There are billions of them in the world, like the colors on the screen of your computer.

3. They drink and eat all kinds of weird shit just because they like the packaging.

4. You wake up in the middle of the night hearing them screaming “When is the deadline?”

5. They see CMYK and RGB like Neo sees the Matrix.

6. They dream of the day nobody will make a single change to their designs.

7. They rather pay for a font than for a special birthday gift.

8. They are always sleepy because they work 24/7.

9. You will spend the day assembling furniture from IKEA.

10. They can’t change a light bulb without making a sketch.

11. They fuck up all the tables with their cutters.

12. They rather study the paisley pattern on your outfit than listen to what you have to say.

13. They will fill your house with magazines and whatever is out there that has drawings.

14. They make collages with your photos.

15. They take pictures almost daily and all are cut in weird shapes.

16. They hate Comic Sans with the same passion they love Helvetica.

17. They use iPhone for everything, because everyone has one.

18. You can not decorate the house without consulting them.

19. They steal street signs.

20. Always carry their hands painted with something.

21. Everything becomes something other than what it really is: cards as tickets, cards as …

22. They hate Excel.

23. They read comics.

24. They want to save the world only with a poster.

25. On vacation they will take you to countries that you do not know exist and have no beach.

26. Museums are their second home.

27. They can’t go to a restaurant without secretly critiquing the menu design.

28. They listen to music you have never heard of.

29. They can´t  cook a normal dish, they always have to experiment with new ingredients.

30. They have owned iPods before you knew they existed.

31. They read rare books: stories of children, Semiotics …

32. When you are going to tell them something, everyone has read it in their facebook and twitter.

33. The orgasm they remember is when they heard that Adobe was acquiring Macromedia.

34. They want to spend all the money in the Apple Store.

35. You will never understand their gifts.

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5 Responses to “35 reasons not to date a designer (architects included)”


  1. 1 rick santos
    September 11, 2013 at 5:58 am

    Fuck off your list is shit

  2. November 22, 2013 at 10:07 am

    I think it is brilliant and I am an architecture student! Thanks! Now back to work… #8

  3. 4 Brandon Tyler
    March 7, 2014 at 9:15 am

    funny theres nothing about coffee, or black being the only right color to wear, and white being the ONLY wall color?? hhhmmm? lol

  4. 5 katy
    April 8, 2014 at 3:03 am

    Better weird and crazy and passionate lover than a boring one who lives every day the same.


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